the downside of participating in the collaborative culture of the World Wide Web is that when a gay person makes a joke intended to make other gay people laugh, straight people can see it and think they’re in on the joke, and that the joke is also for them. straight girls are seeing gay men joke about their ability to recognise each other and going ‘yes exactly! gay men all act the same and i can always spot them!’ no u can’t bethany. that man is not gay. he just gestures with his hands. yes it’s homophobic that u can’t tell the difference

these women encounter a straight man who enjoys musical theatre and their brain short circuits i wish i was exaggerating 😭😭

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

stop hating fat people. especially yourself. “oh I don’t hate fat people” okay then why do you act like fatness is a moral failing? being fat is just your body’s response to various factors in your life. it is morally neutral. if you’re unhappy, deal with the root factors of the unhappiness, not the fatness. your body is doing the best it can to get you through whatever you have going on. be kind to it and stop hating it

when you hate your own fatness and you verbalize it, everyone around you who is fat also hears that you hate them. you may not mean to, but people around you feel judged when you act like that. stop hating fat people

Jumping mice... they hibernate, can jump up to 9 feet according to one website, and have really big footsies. what can't they do?

Wait hold on Tumblr girlies have been carrying that show on netflix for well over 10 years now and the guy responsible for it hasn’t gotten a GOD DAMN DIME?????

Nor the actors, writers, set people, tech folks, and anyone else involved that made it happen. This - this is why they’re angry. This is why they deserve a new contract!

I hadn't seen this one yet im gonna cry ayo and snoopy!!!! 😭😭😭

I cant stop coming back to this tweet